Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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