wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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