It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is wine microwaveable?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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