On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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