She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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