I just made out with a guy for $7.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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