don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He shit in the fireplace
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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