Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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