I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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