? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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