i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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