doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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