Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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