Ambien. No doubt about it.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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