I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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