its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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