Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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