Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i think i have two assholes
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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