Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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