everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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