The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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