how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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