It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
