Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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