google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
