Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
