fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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