This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize