think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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