just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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