just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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