did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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