How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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