Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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