On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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