i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Pooping to opera.
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