Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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