fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
