i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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