tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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