Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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