Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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