just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You were trust falling into bushes
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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