belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just gargled with NyQuil
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