i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ketchup is God's man juice
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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