Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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