Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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