I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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