Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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