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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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