whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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