Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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