white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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