I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
how drunk are you?
Several
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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