i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
This house was built for laser tag.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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