Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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