So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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