I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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